Food Stuffs

Okay, I was talking to Brian tonight...he was making strawberries and cream oatmeal and asked if I wanted some. Of course I told him I didn't like oatmeal, except for in cookies with chocolate chips. Then I started thinking about the stupid things I don't like and the reasons why. Get this:

I don't like oatmeal except in cookies with chocolate chips.
I won't eat rice because the grains remind me of maggots and I expect them to start crawling at any minute.
I won't eat hot dogs, at least not unless they're the only thing left in the house because my sister Trish told me she saw a blue vein sticking out of one when I bit into it. I promptly gave it to her.
I don't like tomatoes, but I'll put a slice of tomato at the bottom of my hamburger bun to get the juice in there and eat it, and throw the tomato slice away.
I don't like pickles, but love pickle juice.
Don't eat ketchup on sandwiches, but will dip fries, chicken tenders, and fish sticks into it and eat it that way.
Marshmallows I will only eat if I put them in the microwave for 15 seconds and get it like liquid sugar or I'll eat ONLY the outside if I roast them over a fire. Don't the gooey inside of roasted marshmallows.

That's just a few examples.....when Brian quits looking at me like I'm strange then I might decide to write some more at a later date.