What NOT To Say Outloud

Tonight, Danny and I were having a DiGiorno pizza....when it was 5 minutes from being done, Danny wanted to add some slices of cheese and some jalepenos to his half, so I cut it, did his half and then cooked it the rest of the way. After it was done, I cut his side first, cutting through jalepenos and his cheese, then I looked at the pizza cutter and said outloud, "I'm freaking stupid." Danny looked at me and nodded, going to sit on the couch with his slices and watching some strange movie on Cinemax. I sat down at the computer looking at properties that I still want to research in Tennessee and I start talking to the computer because it keeps giving me tips that I had already turned off. Danny is standing behind me and, without me knowing it, and when I click on the X for the umpteenth time he says, "Yep, you're stupid. You're talking to your computer, it doesn't talk back." That coming from a man who acts out the movie "Jaws 2"!